Our Lady of the Big "O"

[jack_babalon]

From ladymerrydeath -

Joyous court climax for Madonna of Orgasm Church

The Madonna of Orgasm Church (Orgasmens Madonnas kyrka) took an important step toward official recognition in Sweden last week when a court ruled it had the right to be registered as a faith community.

“The orgasm is God, the orgasm should be worshiped,” Bebeacua told the Kvällsposten newspaper.

“The orgasm is the ultimate feeling of lust, it shouldn’t be limited to ejaculation. You can reach it through art or by looking at a landscape and thinking ‘Wow!’”.

I'm really curious what their take on the Eucharist would be.

Meanwhile members of the rival Church of Zardoz issued this statement through long serving spokesman Zed Connery regarding the OMK's new found legal status -



"The Gun is Good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!"

Comments

[weishaupt.livejournal.com]

What movie is that Connery pic from???

Zarrrr-doz, nothing but Zarrrr-Doz!

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Both pic (as well as actual dialouge) come from John Boorman's cult classic Zardoz (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070948/). A great film by the guy who did my favorite rendition of the Authorian mythos, Excalibur.

Re: Zarrrr-doz, nothing but Zarrrr-Doz!

[weishaupt.livejournal.com]

Excalibur was one of the most terrific films EVAH. I'll have to check out Zardoz, it looks like fun! :D

[melodyclark.livejournal.com]

Of course the optimal experience is reaching orgasm through art AND by looking at a landscape WHILE ejaculating. Now THAT is art ... to say nothing of a significant form of exercise.

[mindcontrol23.livejournal.com]

Zardoz is a classic!