One of us...one of us... one of us...

[jack_babalon]

Hey! I'm a PolyBiSexual, Zen-Thelemite-Wiccan who happens to also be a Vegan Eating, Fetish-and/or-80s-night-going, Lost watching, MP3 downloading, Darkwave Dancing, Violet Wand using, Cosplaying, Comic Book collecting, Joss Whedon/Neil Gaiman Worshipping, Clive Barker Reading, Con going, D20 rolling, Body Modifying, Tattoo sporting, LJ blogging, Pirate Dressing, Zombie Loving, Vampire Dating Gothabilly Rivethead ProtoPunk Narco-American Libertarian ....

...AND I VOTED!!!

Comments

Proudly busting demographics since the 60s

[kissmythistle.livejournal.com]

I'm with you on a lot of that...and I voted too. :D

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

You know, I would not have pegged you for a vegan.

[amandaspaz.livejournal.com]

How many poor suicidal emo snow peas had to die so you would have the energy to vote Jack? Do you never consider the angst of the snow pea? ;-P

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

I'm not a vegan, though i've played one on TV. Nor have I ever dressed as a pirate. I haven't done the costume play thing either... but I often dream of hot teddy bear on teddy bear sex.

I was having a little bit o'fun i'm afraid, but alas my sense of humor remains as elusive as ever. I should've added 'shit-talkin'wise-ass' to the list.

Will you still respect me in the morning?

[hellfaerie.livejournal.com]

wheeeeeeee!

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

The Emo-Pea gets no love from Jack Babalon (who has decided to talk in third person to honor the political careers of Jesse Ventura, Bob Dole & Doctor Doom).

Even worse at night Jack Babalon puts on the Death-cab-for-cutie-pie (no relation to that other Death cab band) and lures unsuspecting emo-peas into his sex-kitchen of almost certain death!

You know too much about the Jackster little lady! I got my eyes on you....

[daucus-carota.livejournal.com]

soy bean.
xxx

[amandaspaz.livejournal.com]

Do you at least let them wear tight fitting emo snow pea pants whilst they dance the last "Try to look really cool and brooding" waltz into your stir-fry of death?

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

"Let them"?

Try and stop them is more like it. They show up after Morrisey Karoke night (every wednesday in Cabbagetown) and beg me, in a moopy-puppy-eyed kind of way to shuffle off this mortal coil in my 'stir-fry of death'.

True story: 'Stir fry of death' was the only Megadeth song to break into the top 10 dancehits of 1989!

Now you know

and knowing is ...

[amandaspaz.livejournal.com]

Half the Battle!

Freak. That was never a Megadeath song. You're thinking of 'Deep Fry Annihilation' by The Clogged Arteries.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Shit, and I believed the rest of it, too. The addition of wise-ass to the list would only have confirmed its accuracy.

However, because I'm shit at being a hippie and good at being a bastard, I will respect you *more* .

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Saxon Dog! Deep Fry Annihilation was the power ballad track on S.O.D.'s reunion album - "MetalMulletMania". The Clogged Arteries might've covered it... but I doubt it!

[petzilla.livejournal.com]

Me too...on a bunch of those things and I voted too

[amandaspaz.livejournal.com]

Saxon Dog?! Watch your tone you Roman Reject else I'll hid the pasta sauce just to watch you go mad. ;P The Clogged Arteries did not 'cover' it they MADE it. It was on the same album as 'Bacon Dreams Of Death' & 'Crazy Gravy'.