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jack_babalon) wrote2007-01-17 02:11 pm
jack_babalon) wrote2007-01-17 02:11 pm
You want hot Librarian Vigilante Action... you got hot Librarian Vigilante Action!
Well I was reading bookmonkey211's vision of a naked, sud soaked librarian whipping the shit out of some would be B&E perp and suddenly I was reminded of Bat-Girl's first appearance on the old Bat-Man TV show (yes, that's how my brain apparently works).
"Holy Transformation. One minute plain Barbara Gordon, librarian and Commisoner Gordon's daughter...and the next minute something new has been added... BATGIRL!"
My favorite line though has to be Robin (who goes by the LJ name of 'HotBoyWonder' and the myspace name of 'spankmygreenhotpants33') coolly declaring: "Luckily you reloaded the Bat-Anti-Lock Ray!"
And second place going to: "...and what is this? Her own secret panel, leading to her own secret closet..." You have no idea how many of my daydreams start with a librarian accessing her 'secret closet' to dress up like a purple and black sex bat so she can go kick the crap out of a bunch of guys dressed as moths.
In fact I think that was an old Secretroom or Hexxt theme once, if i'm not mistaken.
Well Bookmonkey, we'll all chip in for your birthday and get you a ... wait for it... 'an electronic bat-girl compact with a laser beam'. Really what woman should be without one?
bookmonkey211's vision of a naked, sud soaked librarian whipping the shit out of some would be B&E perp and suddenly I was reminded of Bat-Girl's first appearance on the old Bat-Man TV show (yes, that's how my brain apparently works). "Holy Transformation. One minute plain Barbara Gordon, librarian and Commisoner Gordon's daughter...and the next minute something new has been added... BATGIRL!"
My favorite line though has to be Robin (who goes by the LJ name of 'HotBoyWonder' and the myspace name of 'spankmygreenhotpants33') coolly declaring: "Luckily you reloaded the Bat-Anti-Lock Ray!"
And second place going to: "...and what is this? Her own secret panel, leading to her own secret closet..." You have no idea how many of my daydreams start with a librarian accessing her 'secret closet' to dress up like a purple and black sex bat so she can go kick the crap out of a bunch of guys dressed as moths.
In fact I think that was an old Secretroom or Hexxt theme once, if i'm not mistaken.
Well Bookmonkey, we'll all chip in for your birthday and get you a ... wait for it... 'an electronic bat-girl compact with a laser beam'. Really what woman should be without one?