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jack_babalon) wrote2007-11-19 02:38 pm
jack_babalon) wrote2007-11-19 02:38 pm
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An imaginary biography written by a conning of asteriks
Slammed with work here at the office! Haven't had much time to do much more than catch up with everyones blogs. Here's a meme thingy for now that tells people what a wonderful 'Kisser' I am...
Sometimes though i'd wish they'd invent a new horoscope - one with cowboys, sea-serpents, walrus (or egg-men), scarabs, jackals, mockingbirds, aerialists, knive throwers, siamese twins - a celestial carnival weaving our fates and casting the mold of our personalities across the indifferent lightyears.
So why don't we?
Here's a silly little game to kill precious time with: If you could invent your own unique astrological sign to sum up yourself, what would it be?
I would be a Damon the Dragonfly!
As a Damon (one of the eight "Steam" signs that act as a balance between the fire and water signs) i'm prone to an almost subversive need to eroticize the mundane through the methods of the absurd. Passive aggressive, submissive to my elusive muse, sarcastic to anyone else, burdened by an innate fear of masked jugglers, I am an excellent shot, dancer and of course also widely considered to be slightly psychic (but sadly only while looking out the window on rainy days). As a "Steam" sign i'm quite compatible with any of the seven "Shadow" signs but should avoid romantic or business ventures with any of the nine "Magi" constellations.
I should never marry a "Cowboy" and a "Fire Orchid" will break my heart one day.
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Sometimes though i'd wish they'd invent a new horoscope - one with cowboys, sea-serpents, walrus (or egg-men), scarabs, jackals, mockingbirds, aerialists, knive throwers, siamese twins - a celestial carnival weaving our fates and casting the mold of our personalities across the indifferent lightyears.
So why don't we?
Here's a silly little game to kill precious time with: If you could invent your own unique astrological sign to sum up yourself, what would it be?
I would be a Damon the Dragonfly!
As a Damon (one of the eight "Steam" signs that act as a balance between the fire and water signs) i'm prone to an almost subversive need to eroticize the mundane through the methods of the absurd. Passive aggressive, submissive to my elusive muse, sarcastic to anyone else, burdened by an innate fear of masked jugglers, I am an excellent shot, dancer and of course also widely considered to be slightly psychic (but sadly only while looking out the window on rainy days). As a "Steam" sign i'm quite compatible with any of the seven "Shadow" signs but should avoid romantic or business ventures with any of the nine "Magi" constellations.
I should never marry a "Cowboy" and a "Fire Orchid" will break my heart one day.
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the bookcase
product of earth capable of reaching airy heights. most fulfilled when filled... tomes, volumes, and files of any and every subject. visual flashes of character evident in the odd curio or tchotchke. suitable with any style, movable within the home. compatible with "authors", "fantasists", and "pack rats". easily deceived by "collectors".
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nice challenge. i may have to come up with a whole circle...
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-R
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You are the "Nostranaut".
One of the "Oracle" signs, you have the ability to produce and decipher written and spoken prophesies that may or may not be factual. Given to wandering dimensions others consider you flighty, irresponsible or just plain mad. A seeker. Fascinated by new things, inventors, the supernatural, music, writers, poets, "the coming thing", and anything else having to do with sex. Seeking to turn every experience into a pleasurable one, your hedonistic tendencies reliably get you into trouble. Remember this motto: it may not be acceptable to play with people "just to see how they work".
Compatible with most "Mutant" signs, including the "Cheshire Cat in the Hat with Spats" and the "Cosplayer". Also compatible with most "Literati" signs including the "Unpublished Author" and the "Guitarist".
Not compatible with any other "Oracle" signs, including the "IT Administrator" and the "Drug Fiend".
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I don't know myself well enough to post my own.