An imaginary biography written by a conning of asteriks

[jack_babalon]

Slammed with work here at the office! Haven't had much time to do much more than catch up with everyones blogs. Here's a meme thingy for now that tells people what a wonderful 'Kisser' I am...

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Sometimes though i'd wish they'd invent a new horoscope - one with cowboys, sea-serpents, walrus (or egg-men), scarabs, jackals, mockingbirds, aerialists, knive throwers, siamese twins - a celestial carnival weaving our fates and casting the mold of our personalities across the indifferent lightyears.


So why don't we?

Here's a silly little game to kill precious time with: If you could invent your own unique astrological sign to sum up yourself, what would it be?

I would be a Damon the Dragonfly!

As a Damon (one of the eight "Steam" signs that act as a balance between the fire and water signs) i'm prone to an almost subversive need to eroticize the mundane through the methods of the absurd. Passive aggressive, submissive to my elusive muse, sarcastic to anyone else, burdened by an innate fear of masked jugglers, I am an excellent shot, dancer and of course also widely considered to be slightly psychic (but sadly only while looking out the window on rainy days). As a "Steam" sign i'm quite compatible with any of the seven "Shadow" signs but should avoid romantic or business ventures with any of the nine "Magi" constellations.

I should never marry a "Cowboy" and a "Fire Orchid" will break my heart one day.

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[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

The Bookcase: That's really, really good ( I love the 'deceived by collectors' bit there as well - great touch)