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Basic Sigil Magick

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***-Well technically you have to delay because it doesn't start for another 50 some odd hours or so, unless your reading this on a Saturday in which case...HURRY UP FOOL YOU'RE MISSING THE SHOW!

We now retrun to "Jack Babalon's Blogorama-A-Go-Go"

....once again Adam found himself hanging from a window ledge naked. From inside Veronica Violet's apartment he could hear her boyfriend work the Angel Dust and jealousy out of his system with a marathon fuck session with a stuffed Lynx he kept on the mantlepiece.

"Well ain't that just my luck" Adam sneered as a pigeon attempted a landing on his head.

Professor Zen's Koan O' the Day

This Koan was translated from the Shaseki-shu (Collection of Stone and Sand), written late in the thirteenth century by the Japanese Zen teacher Muju aka the "non-dweller":

Teaching the Ultimate
In early times in Japan, bamboo-and-paper lanterns were used with candles inside. A blind man, visiting a friend one night, was offered a lantern to carry home with him.

"I do not need a lantern," he said. "Darkness or light is all the same to me."

"I know you do not need a lantern to find your way," his friend replied, "but if you don't have one, someone else may run into you. So you must take it."

The blind man started off with the lantern and before he had walked very far someone ran squarely into him.

"Look out where you are going!" he exclaimed to the stranger. "Can't you see this lantern?"

"Your candle has burned out, brother," replied the stranger.

Yee-haw score one for the bad guys....

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