Confessions of a Fuck-Up Artist!

It was a golden summer in Reagan's America, but after having found a dead body in the woods, the Midvale High Daryl Hall & John Oates Appreciation Society would never quite be the same.
Kenny (L) - Is now a part time assistant manager at Arby's and a full time doomsday prepper.
Phil (M) - Was a successful businessman until the Beanie Baby bubble crashed in the mid 90s.
Mikey (R) - Finally found true love in the Midvale BDSM community and recreational morphine use.
Mark (B) - Parlayed his 'totally sweet ninja moves' into a career as a hedge fund manager.

"Fashion is as profound and critical a part of the social life of man as sex, and is made up of the same ambivalent mixture of irresistible urges and inevitable taboos."
~ Rene Konig

The following are excerpts from Albert Round's forgotten classic - "The Casual Killer". Some of the only excerpts in fact. Published by Drunken Mockingbird press in 1977 the book soon disappeared under circumstances of a mysterious nature and as such only scattered pages of the work have been discovered in mid-western garage sales and occasionally folded between the shelves at various used book stores. Though popularly believed to be a dadaistic field manual to hand-to-hand combat by an eccentric performance artist, there is another school of thought making the compelling argument that The Casual Killer was actually the coded ravings of a former black-ops sleeper agent whose mind had been scrambled by excessive exposure to the MK-Ultra program. Of course these are just theories. What is not a theory however is the fate of the author, whose charred corpse was found hanging in a Lauri Anderson gallery opening... exactly twelve years after disappearing shortly before the initial publication of his sole book.




15: Stranglation with tie - "A THOUSAND MORE YEARS O KALI!".
12: Pin a white rose through the lapel until you puncture the heart - repeat as needed.
13: Tear the arm off at at the socket and beat your opponent with the severed limb.
10: Punch a hole through chest and apply the 'Rhode Island Spine Strangler'.
7: Insert angel-dust and LSD induced ferrets up pants leg.
6: Repeated kicks to the groin with ice-skates.



1: Quickly tear the throat chakra (VISHUDA) out with a steady fist.
2: The Sweet, Sweet Kiss of Death.


9: Decapitation.

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