Art Break: Duane Bryers

Meet Hilda, one of the forgotten Calendar Girls of the early Atomic Age. A creation of artist Duane Bryers, she is one part Norman Rockwell all-Americana, one part Pin-Up Girl flirt and the rest is pure, undiluted summertime daydream!





Check out her page here for a full gallery and artist biography.

"A fed bear is a dead bear"

"A fed bear is a dead bear" was a slogan used by radical left wing bears. These were bears who were tired of "The Uncle Yogi's" who abandoned their naturalistic lifestyle in the wild to put on ties and delightful little hats. These 'domesticated bears' were hired by aging drag queen, J.Edgar Hoover in part of an effort to crack down on the anti-war movement of the sixties. The idea was to use wildlife to infiltrate such groups as the SDL and the Weatherman. It was the hope of the F.B.I. that 'those no good-nik hippies would be too stoned to notice that their latest recruit was in fact a dangerously carniverous bear in disguise'.

The plan was just one more shameful chapter in the annals of F.B.I. history.



Step 1.Bear is offered food.

Step 2.Bear realizes "food" is actually from Arby's, reacts appropiately.

Step 3.Bear is finally "put to sleep" ending a killing spree that's added up to 23 dead from its Roast Beef induced murder rage!

Please only you can prevent Roast Beef induced bear rage, only you!