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Terminus:Dekalb Avenue
Feb. 19th, 2007 10:43 am
Old School Gangsta Ghoul
"Get Away Clean"
February 10th, 2007
~Rob M.
Feb. 19th, 2007
Old School Gangsta Ghoul
"Get Away Clean"
February 10th, 2007
~Rob M.
Incommunicada-da!
Feb. 19th, 2007 12:40 pmFYI: I left my phone at home like a dumb-ass.
~For those of you who call me for consultation regarding your dreams last night, Follow these steps immediately: First take a deep breath, think of a pure white light flowing through your body when you do and hold it in for six seconds. Breathe out (for twelve seconds)pushing all the negativity that has saturated into your muscles. Repeat until you feel calm. Then promptly call and leave a message on my machine describing as much of the dream as you can possibly recall. From there i'll play it back on the speaker phone so my friends and I can share a good laugh at your expense. And rightly so, I might ad!
~For members of The Society Of Carnal Kabbalah (S.O.C.K.)looking for additional info on our upcoming meeting: Tonights theme is the sephiroth of YESOD (though this sphere is often associated with the lunar powers of imagination... there will be nothing 'imaginary' about the naughtiness to unfold). Also we'll have a guest lecture by esteemed Alchematrix and noted childrens book author (The Littlest Beast, Baby AL and his Thelema Pals) Mistress Bast Electric will talk to us about some novel uses of "Safety Numbers" (Safety words that have been translated into a numerical equivalent through the method-code of Gematria). Also i've made quite a Quiche of Light for tonights festivities! Mmmmm that's good LIGHT!
~For those of you who know: I'm the freakiest freak of them all. If you wanna get busy just give me a call. Just pick up the phone any day of the week and all you gotta do is dial a freak!
~For those of you who got the wrong number: How the hell did you find me on Livejournal then?
~For anyone responding to my personal ad: To clarify I mean you'll dress up as a robot and i'll be your astronaut prisoner. Oh and i'm sorry but I thought DWF meant 'DWarF'. My bad!
~For my 'Handler': Operative Epsilon has gone rogue. Project Zero jeopardized. Request permission for Immediate Sanction.
~For my imaginary ex girlfrined who ran off with my pooh-bear: Woman, I done told you that there ain't my imaginary kid and you sure as shit ain't getting none of my imaginary money!
Everyone else just leave me a comment.
Danke
~R
~For those of you who call me for consultation regarding your dreams last night, Follow these steps immediately: First take a deep breath, think of a pure white light flowing through your body when you do and hold it in for six seconds. Breathe out (for twelve seconds)pushing all the negativity that has saturated into your muscles. Repeat until you feel calm. Then promptly call and leave a message on my machine describing as much of the dream as you can possibly recall. From there i'll play it back on the speaker phone so my friends and I can share a good laugh at your expense. And rightly so, I might ad!
~For members of The Society Of Carnal Kabbalah (S.O.C.K.)looking for additional info on our upcoming meeting: Tonights theme is the sephiroth of YESOD (though this sphere is often associated with the lunar powers of imagination... there will be nothing 'imaginary' about the naughtiness to unfold). Also we'll have a guest lecture by esteemed Alchematrix and noted childrens book author (The Littlest Beast, Baby AL and his Thelema Pals) Mistress Bast Electric will talk to us about some novel uses of "Safety Numbers" (Safety words that have been translated into a numerical equivalent through the method-code of Gematria). Also i've made quite a Quiche of Light for tonights festivities! Mmmmm that's good LIGHT!
~For those of you who know: I'm the freakiest freak of them all. If you wanna get busy just give me a call. Just pick up the phone any day of the week and all you gotta do is dial a freak!
~For those of you who got the wrong number: How the hell did you find me on Livejournal then?
~For anyone responding to my personal ad: To clarify I mean you'll dress up as a robot and i'll be your astronaut prisoner. Oh and i'm sorry but I thought DWF meant 'DWarF'. My bad!
~For my 'Handler': Operative Epsilon has gone rogue. Project Zero jeopardized. Request permission for Immediate Sanction.
~For my imaginary ex girlfrined who ran off with my pooh-bear: Woman, I done told you that there ain't my imaginary kid and you sure as shit ain't getting none of my imaginary money!
Everyone else just leave me a comment.
Danke
~R