Pensive

Pensive
April 9th, 2007

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Retro-tarded - The ads that shamed America

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"Ladies how often have you found yourself bound in a giant web by your husband, only to be offered up as a human sacrifice to the giant man eating spiders he breeds in the basement? Perhaps poor feminine hygiene is to blame... or perhaps your 'Tom' is an arachnid loving freak! Either way why take a chance? Use Lysol today!"

Well I think it's time the wifey took matters into her own hands if her husband the 'Web Master' is too vanilla to take a trip to the basement of love.


BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE VIBRA-FINGER!!!!

If that doesn't pack the right punch, it's time to upgrade to the...( Cock Horse Doll )

Retro-tarded - The ads that shamed America

'Don't ask, don't tell' had a completely different meaning for the boys of the Third Light Infantry Brigade. Hey it wasn't all bayoneting screaming krauts in the guts or igniting a bunker with a flame thrower with a cigar clenched between your teeth. Sometimes you just wanted to kick back, get naked and let Sarge do an improvised burlesque show while the natives looked on in silent horror.

Oh the stories your Grandpa wouldn't tell you...



( Then there was 'Army Day' )