Schadenfreude Chicken

America's first Evil Boy Genius to retire

President Bush's chief political strategist and deputy chief of staff, announced Monday that he will leave the White House at the end of August to spend time with his 26 year old son, write memoirs about time spent in the White House and pursue plans in the private sector working as a consultant for his master and liege, The Dark One.

"It's been a long and difficult road at times but one well worth it" a teary eyed Rove said at a conference on the White House lawn today,"... but I believe that it's important for me to spend time with my family before the coming apocalypse, that so many of us have worked so hard to usher in, destroys what's left of the world"

When asked to specify about his role in the coming 'apocalypse' he told reporters that he maintained executive privelge and that "all will be made clear soon with the coming of the Great Adversary!"

Karl Rove was America's first 'evil boy genius' who after being kicked out of the "All-Whiz Kid Society of America" in 1963 for 'crimes against all common decency' vowed that America would be bought to near economic ruin and that her reputation as a bastion for freedom would be shattered one day.

Rove then quickly pursued a career in politics.

Congressional democrats responded to Rove's departure by trepidatiously peeking out from behind their chairs to inquire whether or not 'the bad man had left yet'.

For a more fair and balanced look at America's first evil boy genius check out I Love Karl Rove or simply say "Karl Rove" in front of a mirror three times in a row. He will appear shortly there after in a cloud of brimstone ready to barter for your eternal soul.

Seperated at birth?

Hmm no room for rapists, child molesters or murderers I see... that's one wacky God you got there.

...and don't forget the taoists, scientists, agnostics, UFO contactees, wiccans, neo-platonists (those mouthy pricks), robots (who are invariably always Roman Catholic), zoroastrians, worshippers of the Great Deep Ones, people who don't put the toliet seat down, people who drink milk out of the carton, people who say their not hungry when you order a pizza but then eat two slices without chipping in, talking gorillas that are godless secularists... oh and who's this hippy looking guy below? I don't like the looks of him one bit!


"Whoah dude...not cool. You should relax a minute, take a deep breath... see? It's all good! Here have a Mentos..."