Adventures in Night Clubbing

"I'm sorry ladies... but I'm afraid I'll still need to see some ID!"

I'm scheduled to work half the night as 'DOOR SHERIFF' but after that (hopefully) I'll be getting my drunk on and dancing the way angels fuck to some serious machine-gun music. M'man the Magpie is back in town from shooting a film in L.A. and it'd be great to catch up with him for a spell as well. If all goes right dawn will find me an incoherent whiskey zombie, staggering through the dawn shadows of Saturday morning downtown and passing out on the long train ride home. Or at least I hope so... the last two weeks has seen Lady Luck taking me over her lap and spanking my ass like a sub in heat. The cure for such a karmic beat-down often lies at the bottom of a bottle or failing that beneath the press of a high heeled boot against my throat.

Either way... hope to see y'all there!