Welcome to my first novel... warning two drink minimum

You are now entering Unity, Tx - Home of America's best damn ghost brothel and the legendary 'Devil's Outhouse'! Now, before you good folks mosey on in, we got ourselves a few ground rules to cover:
1) Do not feed the ghouls
2) Do not pet the cryptids
3) Do not pet the bonobo, especially when he's been drinking
‎4) Do not piss off the man in the luchadore mask with a badge
5) Do not forget to check out Dark Moon Digest and their Last Writes Blog while you're there! Tell 'em Jack sent ya;)