How I met your Mother:

PSA

With a slight chance of a half inch of accumulated snow predicted for this afternoon here in Terminus, I would like to offer a friendly reminder that the social contract has been effectively nullified in the metro area. ITP residents are urged to resort to extreme acts of barbarity in the purchasing of edible commodities and to drive as recklessly as a drunken celebrity fleeing a convoy of police cruisers. Though meteorologists disagree as to the exact number of centimeters of snow fall expected - they have not ruled out the presence of wendigos, frost giants and zombie ice-vikings by night fall.