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The Continuing Crisis:
Aug. 7th, 2013 12:11 am
Aug. 7th, 2013
1. That sensation of not giving a fuck when you're in a crowded room.
2. When you hang out with two other friends you are neither the Viking nor the Ninja in the group.
3. There are secrets whispered in the shadows of the introvert... they are not yours to know. But, hey, thanks for asking.
4. Half full? Half empty? Fuck that, down the glass and problem solved. Now who's got the next round?
5. Oh extrovert friend, you're so crazy with your bottle rockets fired out of a bottle of Irish whiskey at 4am. Now can you put your clothes back on please before the cops arrive?
6. The world is not primarily ruled by either gorillas or robots in your worldview.
7. A little quality alone time before the party or meeting up with mates for drinks? There, everybody's happy.
8. You don't particularly care whether or not 'mesovert' is even a real word.
9. That wonderful moment when you give the faceless masses a smile.
10. Getting to revel in being the target audience for virtually every outlet of media and the commodities they represent. Go you.
11.A rewarding future as a henchman or henchwoman awaits you in the field of world domination or high-tech international espionage.
12. Knowing the perfect time to leave a party, pay the tab or wrap up the story is long after trouble's started but right before things get boring or tragic or worst of all... both.
13. Calling shotgun before the extrovert can and then giving the seat to the introvert. Minds blown all around.
14. Mesoverts are usually the last victims of a rampaging maniac in a slasher flick and almost entirely the leads to most rom-coms. Extroverts though tend to be the jock friend while introverts get the nerd friend role. Either way they're either getting picked off first or not getting laid. Lesson here? It's good to be a mesovert in Hollywood.
15. Being able to take part in an angry, torch wielding mob without the hassle of having to organize the whole thing.
16. You shrug at links to lists enumerating the traits of the introspective or the outgoing, feeling they grossly oversimplify the complex psycho-social dynamics of the human animal.
2. When you hang out with two other friends you are neither the Viking nor the Ninja in the group.
3. There are secrets whispered in the shadows of the introvert... they are not yours to know. But, hey, thanks for asking.
4. Half full? Half empty? Fuck that, down the glass and problem solved. Now who's got the next round?
5. Oh extrovert friend, you're so crazy with your bottle rockets fired out of a bottle of Irish whiskey at 4am. Now can you put your clothes back on please before the cops arrive?
6. The world is not primarily ruled by either gorillas or robots in your worldview.
7. A little quality alone time before the party or meeting up with mates for drinks? There, everybody's happy.
8. You don't particularly care whether or not 'mesovert' is even a real word.
9. That wonderful moment when you give the faceless masses a smile.
10. Getting to revel in being the target audience for virtually every outlet of media and the commodities they represent. Go you.
11.A rewarding future as a henchman or henchwoman awaits you in the field of world domination or high-tech international espionage.
12. Knowing the perfect time to leave a party, pay the tab or wrap up the story is long after trouble's started but right before things get boring or tragic or worst of all... both.
13. Calling shotgun before the extrovert can and then giving the seat to the introvert. Minds blown all around.
14. Mesoverts are usually the last victims of a rampaging maniac in a slasher flick and almost entirely the leads to most rom-coms. Extroverts though tend to be the jock friend while introverts get the nerd friend role. Either way they're either getting picked off first or not getting laid. Lesson here? It's good to be a mesovert in Hollywood.
15. Being able to take part in an angry, torch wielding mob without the hassle of having to organize the whole thing.
16. You shrug at links to lists enumerating the traits of the introspective or the outgoing, feeling they grossly oversimplify the complex psycho-social dynamics of the human animal.
