How I met your Mother:

The Sunday Sermon:

The Continuing Crisis:

Meanwhile back at the Social Network

98% of FB users won't like this one weird post that will finally enable IT Department Jesus to cure Spontaneous Exploding Genital Syndrome. Those people just don't care when some random stranger's genitalia explode inexplicably and don't love IT Department Jesus. Those people suck. It is to the other 2% of you out there that my hopes of having IT Department Jesus finally get around to curing SEGS so that one day my imaginary children's children can live in a world free of the terror of having their genitalia explode. Spontaneously. Because that's just not cool.

Not cool at all.