Hoth have no Fury...

Residents of Georgia Don't Panic! Here are a few simple steps to surviving the current icy conditions that have crippled the highways and left thousands of you stranded:
1. Avoid any and all Wampas along with roaming Imperial Robot Spy Drones that may be preying on stranded motorists.
2. Locate the nearest domesticated Taun-Taun.
3. Disembowel the Taun-Taun with a lightsaber (if no lightsaber is available a knife or rusted tin can lid will suffice).
4. Crawl inside the eviscerated Taun-Taun for warmth as its steaming carcass will provide much needed warmth and provide an interesting story to tell on FB.
5. Wait patiently for members of the Rebel Alliance to rescue you.
6. Avoid any lawsuits from Disney/Lucas Films that may ensue in the days to come.

Scenes from my Real Life:

Fuck the Sochi Olympics - the real winter games was going down on Memorial this afternoon. Today I got the Silver Medal in pushing a stranger's car up an ice coated hill along with the highly coveted gold medal for deflecting children's snowballs off my wrists like a very manly Wonder Woman. Not to mention several bronze medals for not busting my ass on the ice as well as the long distance icicle-javelin throw.

I look forward to seeing my face on a box of Wheaties at a supermarket near you.