Of Gangsters and Cowboys

All this time I had it ass-backwards. I kept trying to get people to call me the space gangster or the cowboy of love. You'd think they'd be interchangeable 'nouns of nouns' but noooooo they're completely different things. The space gangster is an intergalactic fugitive forced to hide out on some hick planet that's barely reached past its own moon yet. The cowboy of love, on the other hand, rides a lonely trail with only his horse and his irons for company.

Thankfully some of you may still call me Maurice but you gotta whistle when you do it.