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There's no "I" in POTUS

This chill and dreary weather is making this one of the worst Presidents' Day ever. As it is I've hardly seen any children going door to door dressed as their favorite dead POTUS shouting - "Filibuster or Treat!" - whereby they either get a bunch of candy or stand on your porch talking for hours on end until getting a handful of candy. Plus all those awesome Presidents' Day parties I was invited to have been cancelled. Great. Now what am I supposed to do with that Sexy Warren G Harding costume I lost five pounds to slip into?

Thanks, Obama!