The Question we all must ask one day...

[jack_babalon]

"Which Apocalypse is the right Apocalypse for me and my family?"

You know they say picking the right apocalypse is kinda like trying to pick the right guy or gal to marry: You can only choose one and it'll be hell on earth either way! We here at the Invisible College know that with these end days upon us the choice has never been harder and that's why we're here to help!


"HOW?!?!"

Simple Connie! We start off with our patened 666 point questionaire, compiled by our crack team of qualified doomsdayologists, designed to help you find the End of the World that's just right for you. Then we match you up with the wrathful deity that best fits your carefully constructed Doomsday Profile:



So why settle for a second rate Anti-Christ?

"So long suckers!
I'm on the first Rapture outta here!!!"

So please, won't you let the Invisible College help find the Apocalypse that's right for you, your family and your loved ones?
Take the first step to a better Armaggedon. Our operators are standing by to take your call: Invoke Operator Now!

And who knows, maybe today could be the start of a brand new End of The World for you!

For more information:

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located at
121 New Street
Atlanta Ga 30303

Comments

[dj-spider.livejournal.com]

I love your posts!

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Thank you :)

And I miss your sets. Hope to see, and hear, you at D*C.