Retro-tarded - The ads that shamed America

[jack_babalon]

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"Ladies how often have you found yourself bound in a giant web by your husband, only to be offered up as a human sacrifice to the giant man eating spiders he breeds in the basement? Perhaps poor feminine hygiene is to blame... or perhaps your 'Tom' is an arachnid loving freak! Either way why take a chance? Use Lysol today!"

Well I think it's time the wifey took matters into her own hands if her husband the 'Web Master' is too vanilla to take a trip to the basement of love.


BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE VIBRA-FINGER!!!!

If that doesn't pack the right punch, it's time to upgrade to the...


You know you're never too old for a 13" Cock Horse Doll!

Comments

[dj-spider.livejournal.com]

Lysol for douching??

**SHUDDER**

(and swiped)

[sophia-knows.livejournal.com]

Funny but then scary

BTW I added you to my friends list
shocked you were not already there

:)

Aida

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I didn't post the Clorox Douche ad now.

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

A different time really... when lysol was for douching and husbands tied up their wives in spider webs.

Okay, adding you back.

[hellfaerie.livejournal.com]

and a gay cock horse at that!

[karis-straif.livejournal.com]

Chances are you'll be more shocked and more often now that you did add him!
*eg*

[gaeasdaughter.livejournal.com]

Um ... even I'm not old enough to remember Lysol as a douche. Exceedingly scary.

How soon before Mr. Clean markets their magic eraser for oh, makeup removal?

[catwalk.livejournal.com]

i used to work in a grocery store. i can only hope i didn't turn ashen the day a co-worker explained to me why older rural women were buying those little 99 cent bottles of pine-sol. the concept still lives... ack...