How many times has this happened to you?

[jack_babalon]

Fellas, are you finally tired of having countless family vacations ruined by rifle bearing Mandrill Baboons? Ashamed to look your loved ones in the eyes after having had armed red-assed primates force you to dance a merry pirates jig for their savage amusement? Have you lost that promotion at the office once because of your inability to deal with the gun weilding monkeys... again!?!? Isn't about time you did something?

Well Charles Atlas says you don't have to take shit from no God damn son of a bitch baboon anymore!!! Here's how...

A historic reenactment of one satisfied customers adventures in a hotel room*!!! Remember these are real results with real people (real people... LIKE YOU!!!!)


*-Warning:Results not guaranteed to work on Gorillas or apes... only Baboons!

Comments

[weishaupt.livejournal.com]

Well, there was this one time in a jazz club in Madagascar...

[catwalk.livejournal.com]

i'm more afraid of the cappuchin monkeys with switchblades.
put a little bellhop cap on 'em...little fuckers get in everywhere!

[gumboot.livejournal.com]

hi jack...whatchabeenupto?

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Not much. Work. Sleep. Life. The usual. Yourself?