Sex Secrets of the Superheroes...
Oct. 17th, 2007 02:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jack_babalon... or all I needed to know about love I learned in comic books.
Lesson # 143 - Can't decide on a bride? Time to move to the Polygaverse!:
Not a hoak! Not a Dream! Not an imaginary story (well actually it's about the adventures of Space-Jesus who was raised by farmers to dress like an elaborate circus acrobat and save the world... but you know what I mean)! Back in the day, Lois Lane and Laura Lang were heated rivals for the love of the same man. They would often gain powers, become witches, cave-women, gain animal heads and unleash an arsenal of Mad Science in their desperate attempts to get that Super-Band on the Hand!
Well, tired of the 'will-he-or-won't-he' wait, the two Double L's consult the Super-Computer in the Fortress of Solitude. This is an atomic age Computer mind you so it had an Artifical Intelligence that ran off reels of tape, was the size of a room and could predict the future (but for some reason the new Windows crashes it faster than a trojan horse virus from Lex Luthor).
So what does the Super-Computer predict: "LLadies Please... you can both marry Superman!". That's right when poor Clark can't decide between his Farm Girl High School Crush or a hot-blooded all action journalist he does what any man would do in his red boots... flies of to a parallel universe where bigamy is legal! I don't know if DC bought back Earth-Threesome at the end of 52 but wow... you go Clark.
Oh and Bruce, while you're fucking around in the 'Cave with your Boy-Wonder at night, know that this is how the "Big Blue Boyscout" roles!
Lesson # 143 - Can't decide on a bride? Time to move to the Polygaverse!:
Not a hoak! Not a Dream! Not an imaginary story (well actually it's about the adventures of Space-Jesus who was raised by farmers to dress like an elaborate circus acrobat and save the world... but you know what I mean)! Back in the day, Lois Lane and Laura Lang were heated rivals for the love of the same man. They would often gain powers, become witches, cave-women, gain animal heads and unleash an arsenal of Mad Science in their desperate attempts to get that Super-Band on the Hand!
Well, tired of the 'will-he-or-won't-he' wait, the two Double L's consult the Super-Computer in the Fortress of Solitude. This is an atomic age Computer mind you so it had an Artifical Intelligence that ran off reels of tape, was the size of a room and could predict the future (but for some reason the new Windows crashes it faster than a trojan horse virus from Lex Luthor).
So what does the Super-Computer predict: "LLadies Please... you can both marry Superman!". That's right when poor Clark can't decide between his Farm Girl High School Crush or a hot-blooded all action journalist he does what any man would do in his red boots... flies of to a parallel universe where bigamy is legal! I don't know if DC bought back Earth-Threesome at the end of 52 but wow... you go Clark.
Oh and Bruce, while you're fucking around in the 'Cave with your Boy-Wonder at night, know that this is how the "Big Blue Boyscout" roles!