Life before the Internets

[jack_babalon]

"Gran'pa what was life like before the Internets?"

"Well boy... times were sure different then. Back then a man really had to work hard for his daily share of porn! Why you couldn't just go home, turn on one of those there type-writer televisions they got now a days and jes downsize yerself as much hardcore lesbian fisting as you can handle in a single sittin'"

"'type-writer computer'? Doncha mean a computer gran'pa..."

"Don't interupt me when i'm talkin' boy or i'll whip you the way I used to whip your Pa... drunk as hell with a power-belt sander in my hand... now where was I? Oh yeah... see back then the only 'Comp-Pewter' around was the Eniac and it was so slow it took four days for it to print out a nikkid pitcher of Greta Garbo... and it was top secret classified porn which meant that only Eisenhower and a handful of the big brains over at the Pentagon were cleared to see 'em!"

"Is that true?"

"Whaddid I say about a whippin' boy?"

"Sorry!"

"Damn right you are... so anyways... a man had to take matters into his own hands. In fact every red blooded American male considered it his duty to go around with a camera slung over his neck in the hopes of catching himself a quality 'beaver shot'?"

"Ummm....?"

"Best ask yer Mom, boy ... she'll know what i'm talkin' about!"

"...'kay"

"Why I remember one time I was staked out under the bleachers for a Brooklyn Dodgers game... I got plenty of shots that I still cherish to this day... in fact that's how I met your gran'ma."

"Okay... i'll take that whipping now!"

Comments

[vanian.livejournal.com]

Hey the blonde on the left looks like my mom! No lie - she was a Playboy Bunny - infact that's how I got my name - no lie...

[esmio06.livejournal.com]

instant classic

[esmio06.livejournal.com]

now that would be just good old fashion funny if it turns out to be her.

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

I thought so too. See forty years later and this Cat would have his own myspace profile, webpage and have his name on every guestlist in the city!

It's a little thing we call "progress"!

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

I thought you took your name from guy from The Damned?

Seriously - do you mean you had the same name as your mom or was there someone she knew while she worked there that had that inspired her to name her after you?

[vanian.livejournal.com]

She was a Playboy Bunny at the Bunny club in Atl - all the bunnies/waitresses had to be addressed by their first name - they already had a Shirley Bunny - so she asked all her friends if they could name her what would it be - and most of them said Wendy - so she bacame Wendy Bunny at the Atlanta Playboy Bunny club in the early 60's and she said that there are probably pictures of her all over the country with strange mens - incidently that's how I chose Wytner's name - asked friends if they could name me what it would be - a dancer at the Chamber said Wynter :)

[vanian.livejournal.com]

I'll have to find the old picture of her as a Wendy Bunny!

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

What a great story!

:)

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

I don't think i've ever seen a picture of your folks come to think of it.

[esmio06.livejournal.com]

ps, hope you make it out tonight

[meemeedarling.livejournal.com]

Looks like someone has a boot fetish.

[efire360.livejournal.com]

Tee hee hee. My aunt was a bunny in the casino on the Boardwalk round that time.