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jack_babalonHello i'm Jack Babalon and i'd like to take a moment to address that age old question... "why do cats hate us so much?".
It's a good question if you think about it... especially when you consider that so many of us treat them as minature wrathful deities who we allow to rule over our homes while they go around shitting in sandboxes with impunity.
Sandboxes, need I remind you, that we have to clean out and clean out daily!
Seriously, I don't think we ever let even the worse tyrant, king, pharaoh, sultan or dictator get away with that sort of behavior. I mean as bad as Stalin, Hitler and Darth Vader were... not once did someone ever have to say to themselves "Damn that Stalin left quite a log for me to scoop up today... what the hell is he eating?!?!"
Well, I think one reason cats hate us, is because we do crap like this the moment they let their guard down...
This is from Kittywigs.com an online business that specializes in the creation of custom made wigs for your cat. Here's a description of the wig 'freaked-the-fuck-out' cat is modeling in the picture above:
"Blonde is a magical mix of bashful and brazen. Fern shows off the many moods of a natural blonde: sweet yet catty, smart yet batty -- where life is alluring and coy. Now all she needs is a bikini and a Swedish accent.
Blonde sets off your kitty’s eyes and makes your kitty look tan"
Blonde is also why your kitty has promised that you'll be the first primate up against the wall when the Revolution Comes you savage hairless monkey!
Wha'da fug?
Is it possible for there to be a level of wrong so extreme that it borders on an almost zen experience, a wrong so profound that to meditate on it you actually achieve a sour tasting form of Samadhi?
Let us ponder Electric Blue Cat...
"Blue is edgy and electric. In this wig, Chicken sports some serrrrious attitude – she’s thinking saxophones, smoke and snapping fingers.
Blue gives your kitty a sharp look -- jazzy and totally copacetic."
Meanwhile Misfits-Era Danzig Cat is not amused...
...no, not in the slightest!
Special shout out to local film/theatre criticcurt_holman for hipping me to this little piece of internet magick!
It's a good question if you think about it... especially when you consider that so many of us treat them as minature wrathful deities who we allow to rule over our homes while they go around shitting in sandboxes with impunity.
Sandboxes, need I remind you, that we have to clean out and clean out daily!
Seriously, I don't think we ever let even the worse tyrant, king, pharaoh, sultan or dictator get away with that sort of behavior. I mean as bad as Stalin, Hitler and Darth Vader were... not once did someone ever have to say to themselves "Damn that Stalin left quite a log for me to scoop up today... what the hell is he eating?!?!"
Well, I think one reason cats hate us, is because we do crap like this the moment they let their guard down...
This is from Kittywigs.com an online business that specializes in the creation of custom made wigs for your cat. Here's a description of the wig 'freaked-the-fuck-out' cat is modeling in the picture above:
"Blonde is a magical mix of bashful and brazen. Fern shows off the many moods of a natural blonde: sweet yet catty, smart yet batty -- where life is alluring and coy. Now all she needs is a bikini and a Swedish accent.
Blonde sets off your kitty’s eyes and makes your kitty look tan"
Blonde is also why your kitty has promised that you'll be the first primate up against the wall when the Revolution Comes you savage hairless monkey!
Wha'da fug?
Is it possible for there to be a level of wrong so extreme that it borders on an almost zen experience, a wrong so profound that to meditate on it you actually achieve a sour tasting form of Samadhi?
Let us ponder Electric Blue Cat...
"Blue is edgy and electric. In this wig, Chicken sports some serrrrious attitude – she’s thinking saxophones, smoke and snapping fingers.
Blue gives your kitty a sharp look -- jazzy and totally copacetic."
Meanwhile Misfits-Era Danzig Cat is not amused...
...no, not in the slightest!
Special shout out to local film/theatre critic
curt_holman for hipping me to this little piece of internet magick!