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So it's my last day on the Cube Farm and a few of the Ladies here at the office have decided to send me off with an impromptu lap dance before mgt clock in. Three of them snap their fingers and start singing a chorus of "Let Me Show You My Apple Pie(?)" as T___ spins me around in my swivel chair and proceeds to booty shake-grind around my lap.

I man up and take it like a gentlemen: Strictly hands off but with the eyes on the prize.

It ends with a round of applause from the entire Cube.

Now apparently there's a breakfast banquet.

on 2007-12-19 01:33 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] ninsun.livejournal.com
what a nice send off!!

on 2007-12-19 01:40 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] vanian.livejournal.com
Awww youre so loved

sentimental

on 2007-12-19 02:17 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] domestikgodess.livejournal.com
that story brings tears to my eyes.

Breakfast...

on 2007-12-19 02:50 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] redsalt.livejournal.com
Yes, but will they take 40 minutes preparing it in the break-room microwave? I am glad you are having a good "last day" so far. Maybe you will get lunch, too? :)

on 2007-12-19 02:59 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] scottopic.livejournal.com
SOUNDS LIEK U ALREADY HAD THE BREAKFAST BUFFET AMIRITE?!

on 2007-12-19 03:11 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] catwalk.livejournal.com
i think they realize their daily worklives are gonna be a little less entertaining without you ;-)

on 2007-12-19 04:38 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] daucus-carota.livejournal.com
wow... if this had been everyday, you might be staying!

Will you be at the Witch House tonight. Auntie Claus is making some pre-Christmas rounds?

xxx

on 2007-12-19 04:43 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
It's a rough old world, innit?

on 2007-12-19 04:49 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jackbabalon23.livejournal.com
Kinda - I'll be with S. from 6:30 to 8:30. After that I was hoping to hook up with "Jacques" and "West" but I can try and pencil you in:)

on 2007-12-19 05:19 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jackbabalon23.livejournal.com
Well when i'm standing on the exit of a freeway holding up a sign reading "WILL BLOG FOR FOOD" - i'm sure it will be!

on 2007-12-19 05:21 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jackbabalon23.livejournal.com
Maybe so. I often felt like the token "wacky white guy" you used see on 90's era UPN sitcoms. My job was basically that of Company Kramer -say something wacky and unpredictable to make the work grind a little more manageable:)

on 2007-12-19 05:22 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jackbabalon23.livejournal.com
I had a slice of Nasy Pie washed down with a tall glass of DAMN!

Re: Breakfast...

on 2007-12-19 05:23 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jackbabalon23.livejournal.com
Nope ordered out and picked up. Pancakes, sausages, hashbrowns, fresh fruit and liquid styrofoam (which I believe you call grits down here;))

Re: sentimental

on 2007-12-19 05:24 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jackbabalon23.livejournal.com
Really? Wow, thanks. I'm glad we're (work and I) are parting with some laughs though. I had some good times here and I wouldn't be the same person I am now if not for them.

on 2007-12-19 05:25 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jackbabalon23.livejournal.com
I'll take what I can get. Did you get the IM I sent about your "Wee One"?

on 2007-12-19 05:28 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jackbabalon23.livejournal.com
I know!

Oddly enough all those years DJing a fetish club and hanging out with Erotianauts (as I occasionally call my polysexual/kink friends), hell even in the Navy i've only had one other lap dance in my entire life - when this darling young Rivet-Head working at the Claremont Lounge did a little number for me a couple of Veteran's Days back!

In fact looking back at the Chamber, I think I gave more Lap Dances than i've received.

Which is probably more info than you needed to know:)

on 2007-12-19 05:36 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] poisongirl.livejournal.com
I got a lap dance for ya! ;-)

on 2007-12-19 05:39 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jackbabalon23.livejournal.com
Shucks ma'am... i'm just a simple fella from the Apple.

on 2007-12-19 06:05 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] ninsun.livejournal.com
lol~~~ so i have probably had more lap dances than you!!!!

on 2007-12-19 06:24 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] vanian.livejournal.com
I got your offline messages - I'm on now if you could enlighten me further

on 2007-12-21 04:26 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] poisongirl.livejournal.com
I could make jokes about worms, but I won't. ;-)

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