Out with a Bang!

[jack_babalon]

So it's my last day on the Cube Farm and a few of the Ladies here at the office have decided to send me off with an impromptu lap dance before mgt clock in. Three of them snap their fingers and start singing a chorus of "Let Me Show You My Apple Pie(?)" as T___ spins me around in my swivel chair and proceeds to booty shake-grind around my lap.

I man up and take it like a gentlemen: Strictly hands off but with the eyes on the prize.

It ends with a round of applause from the entire Cube.

Now apparently there's a breakfast banquet.

Comments

[ninsun.livejournal.com]

what a nice send off!!

[vanian.livejournal.com]

Awww youre so loved

sentimental

[domestikgodess.livejournal.com]

that story brings tears to my eyes.

Breakfast...

[redsalt.livejournal.com]

Yes, but will they take 40 minutes preparing it in the break-room microwave? I am glad you are having a good "last day" so far. Maybe you will get lunch, too? :)

[scottopic.livejournal.com]

SOUNDS LIEK U ALREADY HAD THE BREAKFAST BUFFET AMIRITE?!

[catwalk.livejournal.com]

i think they realize their daily worklives are gonna be a little less entertaining without you ;-)

[daucus-carota.livejournal.com]

wow... if this had been everyday, you might be staying!

Will you be at the Witch House tonight. Auntie Claus is making some pre-Christmas rounds?

xxx

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

It's a rough old world, innit?

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Kinda - I'll be with S. from 6:30 to 8:30. After that I was hoping to hook up with "Jacques" and "West" but I can try and pencil you in:)

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Well when i'm standing on the exit of a freeway holding up a sign reading "WILL BLOG FOR FOOD" - i'm sure it will be!

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Maybe so. I often felt like the token "wacky white guy" you used see on 90's era UPN sitcoms. My job was basically that of Company Kramer -say something wacky and unpredictable to make the work grind a little more manageable:)

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

I had a slice of Nasy Pie washed down with a tall glass of DAMN!

Re: Breakfast...

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Nope ordered out and picked up. Pancakes, sausages, hashbrowns, fresh fruit and liquid styrofoam (which I believe you call grits down here;))

Re: sentimental

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Really? Wow, thanks. I'm glad we're (work and I) are parting with some laughs though. I had some good times here and I wouldn't be the same person I am now if not for them.

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

I'll take what I can get. Did you get the IM I sent about your "Wee One"?

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

I know!

Oddly enough all those years DJing a fetish club and hanging out with Erotianauts (as I occasionally call my polysexual/kink friends), hell even in the Navy i've only had one other lap dance in my entire life - when this darling young Rivet-Head working at the Claremont Lounge did a little number for me a couple of Veteran's Days back!

In fact looking back at the Chamber, I think I gave more Lap Dances than i've received.

Which is probably more info than you needed to know:)

[poisongirl.livejournal.com]

I got a lap dance for ya! ;-)

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Shucks ma'am... i'm just a simple fella from the Apple.

[ninsun.livejournal.com]

lol~~~ so i have probably had more lap dances than you!!!!

[vanian.livejournal.com]

I got your offline messages - I'm on now if you could enlighten me further

[poisongirl.livejournal.com]

I could make jokes about worms, but I won't. ;-)