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jack_babalonWhen fugitive scientist and all around Gamma-Pimp, Doc Bruce Banner suddenly finds himself confronted by Luke Cage & Iron-Fist in the Men's shower at the "Y" (also known as the Secret Headquarters of the RNC) wildly outrageous homophobic shennigans ensue! I would like to point out to ol' Bruce however that bragging about how you turn into "that big green monster who can crush steel balls in his hand" is not exactly the best deterent in these situations! In fact when I tried that line I ended up not having to buy my own drinks for the rest of the night and was quickly invited to all the best after-parties (maybe that's what I get for going as the Midnighter for Dragon*Con).
But please note that not once on this page does Bruce cover his 'shame'... even when fleeing the shower to go running naked out into the public.
In fact this little episode of America's most iconic rageaholic has inspired me to write about my latest superhero creation - "THE INCREDIBLE TANK-TOP"! When casual S&M enthusiast and full time 'bottom' Paul Prick was 'accidentaly' exposed to a radioactive spanking one night at an after hours night club he found that he had been transformed into the unbelievably well-endowed man-monster known as TANK-TOP... the unstoppable master of Rough Trade... able to crush steel balls in his mighty hands and withstand the most thorough pummeling at the hands of bi-curious superheroes (I'm looking at you the Mighty Thor!). Hunted by the Christian Right across America... Paul Prick travels the lonely roads of this great country searching for a cure or that special someone who can satiate his monstrous appetite... face front true believers... unless you prefer to take it from behind!
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But please note that not once on this page does Bruce cover his 'shame'... even when fleeing the shower to go running naked out into the public.
In fact this little episode of America's most iconic rageaholic has inspired me to write about my latest superhero creation - "THE INCREDIBLE TANK-TOP"! When casual S&M enthusiast and full time 'bottom' Paul Prick was 'accidentaly' exposed to a radioactive spanking one night at an after hours night club he found that he had been transformed into the unbelievably well-endowed man-monster known as TANK-TOP... the unstoppable master of Rough Trade... able to crush steel balls in his mighty hands and withstand the most thorough pummeling at the hands of bi-curious superheroes (I'm looking at you the Mighty Thor!). Hunted by the Christian Right across America... Paul Prick travels the lonely roads of this great country searching for a cure or that special someone who can satiate his monstrous appetite... face front true believers... unless you prefer to take it from behind!
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