1-When you look at the above comic book cover you see...?
What the description doesn't explain is the unicorn is only just NOW a lethal radioactive mutant. I believe it was a sweet and easily approachable woodland creature of myth. Then that bastard (and mightily radioactive!) Samson came along, throttled the gentle beast by its magical horn, forever tranforming it's nature. From that day forward, the unicorn became an elusive creature, fearful of the corruption it now carried. It was not long before the entire race of unicorns was infected, and died horribly of radiation poisoning. Fucking Samson, man.
2- If you had to guess how did the Mighty Samson find himself having to battle a mutant unicorn in the first place?
See 1. The unicorn wasn't "battling" Samson. It was trying to get away.
3- How did the Mighty Samson lose his eye?
Oh, he didn't lose it. It's in there. Samson thinks the crimson eyepatch makes him look more swarthy and he knows how the other lads lurve them some swarth. He lures his would-be lovers to his embrace and then they all die. Horribly. That Fucking Samson!
4- Would this make a killer tattoo or what? I have a tattoo of a pink diamond with the 25 cent logo on each elbow.
5- What song comes to mind as a possible soundtrack to this story? Fiction Factory "Feels Like Heaven"
6- You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down... (it doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical)... you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?
I think you shuffled your tests together. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to run through some plate glass in a clear plastic dress.
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on 2009-04-04 08:10 am (UTC)What the description doesn't explain is the unicorn is only just NOW a lethal radioactive mutant. I believe it was a sweet and easily approachable woodland creature of myth. Then that bastard (and mightily radioactive!) Samson came along, throttled the gentle beast by its magical horn, forever tranforming it's nature. From that day forward, the unicorn became an elusive creature, fearful of the corruption it now carried. It was not long before the entire race of unicorns was infected, and died horribly of radiation poisoning. Fucking Samson, man.
2- If you had to guess how did the Mighty Samson find himself having to battle a mutant unicorn in the first place?
See 1. The unicorn wasn't "battling" Samson. It was trying to get away.
3- How did the Mighty Samson lose his eye?
Oh, he didn't lose it. It's in there. Samson thinks the crimson eyepatch makes him look more swarthy and he knows how the other lads lurve them some swarth. He lures his would-be lovers to his embrace and then they all die. Horribly. That Fucking Samson!
4- Would this make a killer tattoo or what?
I have a tattoo of a pink diamond with the 25 cent logo on each elbow.
5- What song comes to mind as a possible soundtrack to this story?
Fiction Factory "Feels Like Heaven"
6- You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down... (it doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical)... you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?
I think you shuffled your tests together. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to run through some plate glass in a clear plastic dress.