Ninja Of Love- the secret origin
Apr. 15th, 2005 04:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jack_babalonHi there, Jack Babalon, former male model, psychic DJ & general cad about town here. Y'know whether i'm in the booth, on the dancefloor, posting nonsensical blogs from an underground bunker or just simply on the myriad welfare lines of this great country, i'm often asked the same question, ~ "Jack how can I get to be a real He-Man Ninja of Love like you?"
Hahahaha ohhhh you poor deluded bastards. The answer: You can't. Nope. So sorry. No can do. But thanks to the good people at SP Exports you can come close by unlocking the PHYSIO-MENTAL powers of the ninja!
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*-(WARNING:Do not attempt any of the techniques in this manual or you will have your ass handed to you by the first shitfaced asshole with a grudge, do not attempt ninjitsu if you are pregnant, lactose intolerant, drunk, or straight edged!)
Hahahaha ohhhh you poor deluded bastards. The answer: You can't. Nope. So sorry. No can do. But thanks to the good people at SP Exports you can come close by unlocking the PHYSIO-MENTAL powers of the ninja!
**-(WARNING:Do not attempt any of the techniques in this manual or you will have your ass handed to you by the first shitfaced asshole with a grudge, do not attempt ninjitsu if you are pregnant, lactose intolerant, drunk, or straight edged!)