I'm not-so sexy and I know it!

[jack_babalon]

Help! I can't decide which sexy Halloween costume I should wear this year? Sexy sasquatch (sexsquatch), sexy wino, sexy Aztec mummy, sexy were-squirrel, sexy cardboard robot, sexy droog, sexy Napoleonic dragoon, sexy ice-cream truck driver with a secret, sexy demonically possessed television repairman, sexy doppelganger who's killed his not-so-sexy twin and replaced him, sexy international cribbage champion, sexy accountant whose conjoined twin won't get a job, sexy butcher who dreams of one day learning the clarinet, sexy steampunk chimney sweep, sexy Michael Ironside who's dressed as a sexy Gary Busey, sexy James Joyce dressed in drag as a sexy Jane Austen... oh, wait, I'm a guy... I don't have to limit my imagination or options to parading around like a call-girl at a masquerade party. Phew!