Get ready for the play of the day

[jack_babalon]

You know that scene in the Dark Knight Rises where Bane implodes a Gotham City football field during the big game? That's how I feel whenever FOX bumps back a new episode of the Simpsons because the game is running overtime. One of the reasons I've never been a fan of American Football is because to me it seems to be an hour long game that takes three to four hours to play. Look, I can understand the thrill of cheering for your local team of steroid enhanced millionaires as they battle very, very slowly to carry a large leather egg back and forth across a field... but have you considered watching the version of football the rest of the world watches? You know the one without the two hours of time outs, the lack of body armor and the actual use of foots and balls? Oh, and before you say that version of football is for pussies... let's be honest, could you imagine if the Russians or Germans played our version of Football and competed against whoever won the Super Bowl? In the words of my home country: "Fuggidaboutit!" Alright, I'll let the foot ball fans start hating in 3, 2, 1...