First World Problems:
Dec. 16th, 2012 08:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jack_babalonI love when OKCupid sends me notifications about the weather in my city. It's like the opening lines of a Philip Marlowe penned rom-com gone wrong:
"Hey Jack_Babalon,
We noticed it's raining tonight in Terminus and our pointing that out to you shouldn't strike you as remotely creepy at all. However our statistics show that more people sign in when there is bad weather. It's the perfect time to message that special someone! Statistics also show that it's the perfect time for... murder! That's right - murder, savage and sweet. That was what her message read but I wasn't going to take the fall for no dame. Still, what could I do, we're a 97% match and her photo's are really hot?"
"Hey Jack_Babalon,
We noticed it's raining tonight in Terminus and our pointing that out to you shouldn't strike you as remotely creepy at all. However our statistics show that more people sign in when there is bad weather. It's the perfect time to message that special someone! Statistics also show that it's the perfect time for... murder! That's right - murder, savage and sweet. That was what her message read but I wasn't going to take the fall for no dame. Still, what could I do, we're a 97% match and her photo's are really hot?"