Which way the wind is blowing

[jack_babalon]

Well it's looking like there will be tornadoes and severe thunderstorms here in Terminus for The Jesus' Birthday. Which is just one more piece of incontrovertible evidence that God (aka Dark Santa, aka The Killmeister General, aka Big Daddy G) is going to punish the Bible Belt for making gay marriage illegal. Seriously, how many more natural disasters and calamities do we have to suffer before we let two dudes tie the knot?