50 days until DragonCon
Jul. 14th, 2005 07:25 pm
The Super Promiscuous Adventures of Lois Lane! After hot Kryptonian loving, only a four way with a fishman, a guy dressed up as Robin Hood & a fetish freak millionaire who likes to beat up the poor & the criminally insane can satisfy her "Super" needs.
Oh and um... looks like Bats is getting a little touchy feely with Aquaman.
"MMmmmm y'know Arthur it feels like you've been working out!"
"Save it for the 'boy wonder' Bruce - i'm getting me some Lois loving!"
Then things got a little more experimental...

Fan boys have been debating this quintessentail question for years! Why would Superman build a machine to change peoples ethnicity? "Hmmm Lex Luthor has sprung a trap, good thing he's expecting a White Superman!"
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on 2005-07-15 03:53 am (UTC)ultra-hip, urban, hot mama outfit
before she got in that chamber.
and she totally has her batting lineup out of order.
batman always leads off. always.
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on 2005-07-15 02:17 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2005-07-15 01:22 pm (UTC)Mind if I re-post in my LJ???
I identify very much with Lois Lane, sans the afro-curiosity bit. I, too, am a newspaper reporter who wouldn't mind getting it on with bizarre muscular freaks in funny outfits.
:D
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on 2005-07-15 02:20 pm (UTC)If I may be so bold as to suggest madame, that you check out a great little site @ www.comics.org just type in Lois Lane in the cover gallery search. This is where I get a lot of my 50s era Sci-Fi covers from.
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on 2005-07-15 08:18 pm (UTC)The cover will show me choosing the next in a long line of knights errant, but in the spirit of the comics I grew up on, no scene like that will ever happen in the comic. In fact, in the whole run of the comic, I'll never get laid.
There's one thing I can't get over about these covers....Man, seriously, who'd fuck Aquaman?