And now a message from Robert White...

[jack_babalon]

Hello Father Robert "Bob Dobbs" White here. You know every year 1 out of 7 suburban white preteens will be exposed to the horrors of HEAVY METAL! Heavy Metal, like Satan, goes by many names including:"Death-Metal", "Speed-Metal", "Thrash-Metal","Metal-Metal" & "The Cock-Rockery"! Allowing your children to be exposed to this devil music can lead to: Atheism, Homosexuality, Bi-Sexuality, French Kissing, Interacial Dating, Unwanted Pregnancy, Long Hair, Drug Abuse, Necrophilia, Prenecrophilia, Mononeuritis, Lycanthropy, THE AIDS, Excessive Masturbation, Horse Play, Judaism, Monkey Business, Liberalism & Transexual-Necro-Homo-Narco-Beastility!!!
Today I'd like to give you a tour of some of the worst offenders in this long litany of musical chicanery.





















Thanks to http://www.zonicweb.net and their mueseum of awfuly bad album covers


And remember listening to Tori Amos can lead to ...




Thank you, good night & God Bless!!!