Scenes from my Real Life
Aug. 17th, 2013 06:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jack_babalonHey young lady at the gym with the voice of a six year old girl sucking helium like it's her first lollipop,
I get that it's great to be you. You have a minimum of body fat. Zero wrinkles. Your phone's blowin' up on a Saturday night and your parents just bought you a 'sweet ride' as you've squealed to your BFF numerous times. Congrats on that. Now while I'm sure to top it all off you've got a pussy that tastes like Gatorade to a man dying of thirst... do you think maybe you could wipe off the puddle of sweat you left on the weight bench & stationary cycle seat? I know you're at that tender age when you think your golden vagina can do no wrong... but nobody likes cleaning a wet spot they didn't help make.
Thanks... oh and by the way, the reason 'Greg' isn't returning your calls is because you sound like a goddamn dolphin who's been huffing laughing gas. May I suggest you consider dating somebody with serious hearing problems?
Love and kisses,
Your Gym Pal Jack
I get that it's great to be you. You have a minimum of body fat. Zero wrinkles. Your phone's blowin' up on a Saturday night and your parents just bought you a 'sweet ride' as you've squealed to your BFF numerous times. Congrats on that. Now while I'm sure to top it all off you've got a pussy that tastes like Gatorade to a man dying of thirst... do you think maybe you could wipe off the puddle of sweat you left on the weight bench & stationary cycle seat? I know you're at that tender age when you think your golden vagina can do no wrong... but nobody likes cleaning a wet spot they didn't help make.
Thanks... oh and by the way, the reason 'Greg' isn't returning your calls is because you sound like a goddamn dolphin who's been huffing laughing gas. May I suggest you consider dating somebody with serious hearing problems?
Love and kisses,
Your Gym Pal Jack