Between boredom & desperation: You are invited!

[jack_babalon]

I'm bored at work, and feeling a little under pressure. I have to get ready for this wedding (buy a suit, buy a gift, make sure I have a ride home,etc). I'm also getting ready to move, which always has that nightmare process of having to decide what part of your life is worth keeping, what part was crap to be thrown out and everything in between and meantime my Parsons Project deadline is coming up and i'm wrestling with a severe writers block! So do me a favor....

Post anonymously:

1. One secret.
2. One compliment.
3. One non-compliment.
4. One love note, but it does not have to be for me.
5. Lyrics to a song.
6. How old you are.
7. How long we've been friends.
8. And a hint to who you are.
9. After you do it for me, put it in your LJ and see who does it for you (or not)

... put on a mask and tell me terrible, dirty, funny little things

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

1.
I have egsthema (sp?) on my feet.

2.
You're incredibly funny.

3.
You're a recluse.

4.
Love in C-Minor

5.
Whenever life gets you down
Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you're all out of hope
Down at the end of your rope
And nobody's there to throw you a line

If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry bout a thing
Got the world on a string
Cus I've got the cure for all of my blues (all of his blues)

I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a-meltin' away
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay

I got a sing and a dance when I glance in my pants
And the feeling's like a sunshiney day
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis
And everything is goin' my way

(whistling)

(ad lib solo)

PE-E-NIS

(end ad lib solo)

Everybody
I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a-meltin' away
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay

I got great big amounts in the place where it counts
And the feeling's like a sunshiney day
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is goin' my way (my trouser monster)
Everything is going' my way (my meat is murder)
Everything is goin' my way (size doesn't matter)
Everything is goin' my waaaaaay
yummmm

6.
22

7.
A little over a year and a half.

8.
Yoho

[(Anonymous)]

1. One secret: Pop
2. One compliment: Your imagination is a terribly fun place to hang out.
3. One non-compliment: You apparently don't know your "your" from your "you're" (reference your page title).
4. One love note, but it does not have to be for me: You are the answers to the questions it will take me a lifetime to ask.
5. Lyrics to a song:

Time to gather your arse off the floor,
(have a bana-na)
Brush your teeth and go toddling off to war.
Wave your hand to sleepy land,
Kiss those dreams away,
Tell Miss Grable you're not able,
Not till of the-E Day, oh,
Ev'rything'll be grand in Civvie Street
(have a banana)
Bubbly wine and girls wiv lips so sweet-
But there's still the German or two to fight,
So show us a smile that's shiny bright,
And then, as we may have suggested once before-
Gather yer blooming arse up off the floor!

6. How old you are: 29
7. How long we've been friends: a few months
8. And a hint to who you are: Come now. Certainly I've already given myself up.

[(Anonymous)]

1. I'm not a natural redhead
2. You're a very talented wordsmith
3. You are too negative about yourself
4. I still get butterflies thinking about kissing him.
5. 'Til kingdom come

One... Two...
Still my heart and hold my tongue
I feel my time, my time has come
Let me in, unlock the door
I never felt this way before

And the wheels just keep on turning
The drummer begins to drum
I don’t know which way i’m going
I don’t know which way i’ve come

Hold my head inside your hands
I need someone who understands
I need someone, someone who hears
For you i’ve waited all these years

For you i’d wait til kingdom come
Until my day, my day is done
And say you’ll come and set me free
Just say you’ll wait, you’ll wait for me

In your tears and in your blood
In your fire and in your flood
I hear you laugh, I heard you sing
I wouldn’t change a single thing

And the wheels just keep on turning
The drummer begins to drum
I don’t know which way i’m going
I don’t know what i’ve become

For you i’d wait til kingdom come
Until my days, my days are done
Say you’ll come and set me free
Just say you’ll wait, you’ll wait for me
Just say you’ll wait, you’ll wait for me
Just say you’ll wait, you’ll wait for me

6. 33
7. a couple of years, I think
8. a Duran Duran song

[(Anonymous)]

1. I hate my nose
2. Ive always liked the look in your eyes.
3. you run away alot, and you hide alot too
4. my memories are fond and I wouldnt mind replaying a few or two.
5. "Allergic" -placebo
Any means in your horizon
Heaven in a tourniquet
The after life to keep your eyes on
bitter pill you take you take today
With expert levitation forward,
polished to the nth degree,
it takes it's smile from every children,
you take the beating.

Any means in your horizon
Every mink walks two by two,
we gamble to be born again
You know I never wanted to
With expert levitation forward,
polished to the nth degree,
it takes it's smile from every children,
you take the beating.

The light divining,
the light defining,
the light divining,
the light dividing.

Don't let me down.

6. 31
7. over 10 years
8. Fire burns

[(Anonymous)]

1. I once got my balls caught in a xerox machine
2. You seem to stew in a pot of fantastic ideas and creative observations.
3. You could MAYBE do your part and lay with a few of the deepones now and then. All this fish and fancy, bejewled head-doies don't come cheap.
4. She is the only person I feel even close to 100% comfortable with.
5. In the east the wind is blowing the boats across the sea
And their sails will fill the morning and their cries ring out to me

Oh, the more it changes, the more it stays the same
And the hand just re-arranges the players in the game

Oh, I had a dream
It seemed I stood alone
And the veil of all the years
Goes sinking from my eyes like a stone

A king shall fall and put to death by the English parliament shall be
Fire and plague to London come in the year of six and twenties three
An emperor of France shall rise who will be born near Italy
His rule cost his empire dear, Napoloron his name shall be

From Castile does Franco come and the Government driven out shall be
An English king seeks divorce, and from his throne cast down is he
One named Hister shall become a captain of Greater Germanie
No law does this man observe and bloody his rise and fall shall be

Man, man, your time is sand, your ways are leaves upon the sea
I am the eyes of Nostradamus, all your ways are known to me
Man, man, your time is sand, your ways are leaves upon the sea
I am the eyes of Nostradamus, all your ways are known to me

In the new lands of America three brothers now shall come to power
Two alone are born to rule but all must die before their hour
Two great men yet brothers not make the north united stand
Its power be seen to grow, and fear possess the eastern lands

Three leagues from the gates of Rome a Pope named Pol is doomed to die
A great wall that divides a city at this time is cast aside
These are the signs I bring to you
to show you when the time is nigh

Man, man, your time is sand, your ways are leaves upon the sea
I am the eyes of Nostradamus, all your ways are known to me

Man, man, your time is sand, your ways are leaves upon the sea
I am the eyes of Nostradamus, all your ways are known to me

6. 26
7. I dunno. I met you in the real life for the first time some 9 or 10 months ago me thinks.
8. Teuthida
9. we shall see

[(Anonymous)]

1. You're sixteen? Shit.
2. You are mysteriouly adept.
3. You are adept at mystery.
4. Dm9
5.
Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil.
Komm aus Ägypten, das liegt direkt am Nil.
Zuerst lag ich in einem Ei,
dann schni-,schna-,schnappte ich mich frei

[Refrain]
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp


Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil,
hab scharfe Zähne, und davon ganz schön viel.
Ich schnapp mir was ich schnappen kann,
ja ich schnapp zu, weil ich das so gut kann.

[Refrain]
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp


Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil,
ich schnappe gern, das ist mein Lieblingsspiel.
Ich schleich mich an die Mama ran,
und zeig ihr wie ich schnappen kann

[Refrain]
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp


Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil,
und vom Schnappen, da krieg ich nicht zu viel.
Ich beiß dem Papi kurz ins Bein,
und dann, dann schlaf ich einfach ein.

[Outro]
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp (schnapp!)
Schni Schna Schnappi (ja!)
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp (schnapp!)
Schni Schna Schnappi (mhmm!)
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp (ja!)
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi (hmm) Schnappi Schnapp
6. 31
7. months
8. "Break, break break
At the foot of thy stones, O Sea!
And I would that I could utter
The thoughts that arise in me!"

[(Anonymous)]

1. Niji seson. Chi sho bo-satsu. San sho fu shi. Ni go shi gon. Nyoto tai cho. Nyorai hi-mitsu. Jinzu shi riki.
2. Words burst from you like gems spilling from the fallen bags of thieves caught making an escape.
3. You disguise what you know and do not know alike.
4. we have been on many thousand lines... (http://eir.library.utoronto.ca/rpo/display/poem86.html)
5. Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Withering my intuition leaving all these opportunities behind.
6. Just old enough to've seen the Great Teacher complete its cycle once.
7. Over a year, less than two.
8. 45

[(Anonymous)]

*one secret: victoria

*one compliment: you have the most wonderfully warped descriptive sense

*one non-compliment: we're never online at the same time, it seems

*one love note: it'll never be that good again, "_____"

*song lyrics: (excerpt)
Did you know I was a danger,
did you know I was a threat
I might even be a killer,
but they ain't pushed me that far yet
- rose tattoo, "branded"

*how old am i?: i am anonymous and ageless

*how long have we been friends?: a short while

*hint: rocknroll!

[(Anonymous)]

1. One secret. - i have a crush on someone who is not my boyfriend and i kinda feel bad about it - and ont he other hand i dont feel bad at all
2. One compliment. - youre a fekkin genius
3. One non-compliment. - youre a funny little man
4. One love note, but it does not have to be for me. - I love you to peices and i will always love you - A friend of mine once said -"man i wish i had someone who loved me as much as you love him" we are eternal...
5. Lyrics to a song. - I wish i was an oscar myer weiner...
6. How old you are. - 32
7. How long we've been friends. for fekkin ever and/or 11 years
8. And a hint to who you are. - you know who i am you pretentious bastard - you can sleep on my couch anytime, mr bookkkeeper

[(Anonymous)]

1.I know who you really are
2.yr a great dancer
3.yr such a tease
4.She loves me she loves me not
5.Check out mr. businessman
Oh, ho ho
He bought some wild, wild life
On the way to the stock exchange
Oh, ho ho
He got some wild, wild life
Break it up when he opens the door
Whoahoho
He's doin' wild, wild life
I know that's the way you like it
Wo ho
Living wild, wild life
6.?
7.long enugh
8.Cellar door

[(Anonymous)]

Holy shit! You ARE more Zen than me! (I only scored 84%)

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