Drinks at the Independent: From The Angry Pirate to A Siegfried & Roy

[jack_babalon]

Round three finally arrives. Ice to alcohol ratio diminishing, meaning either i'm tipping right or the bartenders starting to get trashed as we inch our way forward to last call.
"Do you know what the 'Angry Pirate' is ?" I ask the young lady giggling into her straw.
"That's easy" she announces "It's when you're getting head and you pull out and hit her in the eye. Then you kick her in the shins and when she's hopping up & down on one leg, holding her eye she goes:'Arrrrr....'"
"Then how 'bout a Cleveland Steamer?" The Scholar interupts and she stops hopping up and down on one leg covering her eye. She looks up at him and just goes.
"That's old!" She waves us both off dismissively. Then she looks around and leans in forward, confidentaly speaking, off the record bar talk "But do you guys know what a 'Siegfried & Roy' is?"
We both look at each other. Shrug and look back at her.
"No" I say
"Does it involve a tiger?" the Scholar inquires cautiously.
"Uh-uh...it's when you're doing your woman from... like behind... doggie style, right? Well it's when you slip out of her real quick and have your friend sneak up behind her and take your place... then when he's ... y'know doing it...really doing it... you step in front of her and wave... that's a 'Siegfried & Roy!"
The scholar and I both look at each other.
"Now I know" He says with a playfull shrug
".. and knowing is half the battle" I remind him

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Waxing nastalgic. . .

[ozmancometh.livejournal.com]

Ah, the ol' Angry Pirate. . . you made me weep with that one. good times. . good times. . .