Random Observations from the Long Day's End:

[jack_babalon]

1. You're not an asshole just because you have to ride the bus. But if it takes you more than five minutes to get your shit together enough to put money in a box after swiping a card over it then yes, you are an asshole. That or, as my father used to say, 'a fuckin' spastic'.

2. I'm convinced that outside of cafes the number one employer of Lumbersexuals and Manic Panic Pixie Girls in Terminus is American Spirit. Seriously from the liquor store to the square to the gas station I was flashing my ID to no end of Vice Magazine wannabes for that sweet, sweet 2 for 2 dollar coupon.

3. I have never been behind a truck with a sticker reading - "LIBERTARIAN" or "DON'T TREAD ON ME" - and not watched it driven as if there was some sort of crystal meth fed rage zombie duct taped to the wheel and gas pedal. Relax, Bubba Murdoch. You'll be home in no time to masturbate to a photoshopped image of a porn star whose head has been replaced with a copy of the US Constitution before catching your mandatory Fox news driven two minute hate... which is precisely one minute and forty five seconds longer than you've ever lasted with a woman.

Okay, glad I got that off my chest.

Comments

Lumbersexuals...

[agnosis1975]

Jesus fucking Christ I hate those wankers. I wear a beard myself, but that's because I'm too lazy to shave more than once a month. I also wear some plaid flannel - but that's because I haven't seen fit to update my look since 1994.

It's bad enough the skinny trouser people have put me off wearing black Levis. Now my native unkempt street person look is at risk too!