What I learned in 2014
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jack_babalonWhat I learned in 2014
1. You can use the camera on your phone to see which people on the bus are really there and which ones are actually the restless dead that travel hidden amongst us in plain sight.
2. That Nostradamus didn't say shit about no Ebola or ISIS going down in '14.
3. At the intersection of US 23 and Memorial you'll find two signs. The one east of 23 marks the city of Decatur, the one west, Terminus. However the space between these two signs is technically within neither city's domain and as such rests beyond its laws. Which means that yes, it is legal to sell mandrills from the back of a van while in this legal no-man's land.
4. Those tawdry pleasures that can only be bought in a alley with a fistful of bloodied gold teeth.
5. When playing AD&D always remember to check your human privilege, or at least do so until you're past 5th level. Also good advice for when you're not playing AD&D come to think of it.
6. No good comes to those who attempt to make a Molotov Cocktail out of their bong.
7. There isn't much that doesn't make Baby Jesus cry.
8. It takes months to get the taste of a man's severed ear out of your mouth. At least, that is, the first ear. After that the flavor lingers merely days before you hunger for another.
9. If the only thing you hate more than being given orders is when folks don't obey your own, then you're not a rebel but just another broke-ass aristocrat posing as one.
10. Don't carry a grudge further than you can walk.
1. You can use the camera on your phone to see which people on the bus are really there and which ones are actually the restless dead that travel hidden amongst us in plain sight.
2. That Nostradamus didn't say shit about no Ebola or ISIS going down in '14.
3. At the intersection of US 23 and Memorial you'll find two signs. The one east of 23 marks the city of Decatur, the one west, Terminus. However the space between these two signs is technically within neither city's domain and as such rests beyond its laws. Which means that yes, it is legal to sell mandrills from the back of a van while in this legal no-man's land.
4. Those tawdry pleasures that can only be bought in a alley with a fistful of bloodied gold teeth.
5. When playing AD&D always remember to check your human privilege, or at least do so until you're past 5th level. Also good advice for when you're not playing AD&D come to think of it.
6. No good comes to those who attempt to make a Molotov Cocktail out of their bong.
7. There isn't much that doesn't make Baby Jesus cry.
8. It takes months to get the taste of a man's severed ear out of your mouth. At least, that is, the first ear. After that the flavor lingers merely days before you hunger for another.
9. If the only thing you hate more than being given orders is when folks don't obey your own, then you're not a rebel but just another broke-ass aristocrat posing as one.
10. Don't carry a grudge further than you can walk.