Confessions of a Fuck Up Artist

[jack_babalon]

Using my old porn alias of 'Kruger Dunning' I was able to convince some gentlemen waiting in the parking lot with lead pipes that I had never heard of, much less knew of, a certain 'Jack Babalon'. When they next asked if I was indeed 'THAT' Kruger Dunning, I replied coolly - "In the flesh." Turns out they were big fans. So I shook some hands, answered some questions, posed for some photos and signed a lead pipe or two with a sharpie. When it was all said and done I watched as all six of them piled into a late model jet black town car before peeling out into the night.

I finished my cigarette in peace and went inside to close out my tab before making my goodbyes to the gang.

All in all, I'd say it was a good night not to be me.