Once upon a time in Yonkers

[jack_babalon]

I hear music and can feel the floor shake. I walk over to the door quietly. It's cracked open. I slow my breath in the hopes my heart will follow. It's too delicious not too, I press myself against the flat of the door and look inside. She's dancing around her room to the radio, singing along with Simon LeBon. Please... please... tell me now... she wails with her eyes closed. She's got nothing on except a black thong and a pair of little white socks that hug her ankles. This is the first time i've seen a woman naked outside of family and TV. I'm trembling watching her move, she's perfect built like a Botticelli brick shithouse. Her body is a golden means to an end. I hear a noise. I spin around...
her brother? Her mother? That goofy ass boyfriend of hers. I step to the edge of the stairs and look down. Nothing. Just her brother yelling at the Nintendo. Thank god if any of them caught me i'd be a dead man. I turn around and she standing right there looking at me. She didn't bother to put any clothes on, she just slipped a pair of glasses on.
"Can I help you?"
"I..I was just.. passing ... looking for the bathroom"
"Uh-huh!" She says then she starts snapping her fingers to get my attention back from her chest.
"I'm so sorry. I really was just passing by. Oh-my-God don't tell Tom please..." John was her brother. My best friend. A good kid at heart, filled with preteen angst and attitude. Like any typical guinea kid brother from Yonkers though, he will defend his sisters virginity (real or imagined) to the death.
"Really... what's in it for me?"
"Um what do you want...?" I've only just turned 15. My prized poessions are my D&D manuals, comic collection and my Def Leopard Pyromania album.
"A kiss" she says giggling
"What?"
"Relax on the cheek"
I look around. The coast is still clear. I lean in to give her a little smeck and am quite surprised to get a slap across the chops that echos across the little house i'm sleeping over at.
"That's for being a complete Perv..." She says. Then she looks around the hallway and leans over and kisses me on the other cheek.
"That's for being so cute..."
I don't say anything. I know i'm standing there mouth breathing and stammering. My face is flustered with both blush and a fading slap. Oh dear lord she said I was "cute". Me. "CUTE".
"Don't let me catch you again or i'll feed your balls to my brothers dog though... capiche?"
I nod stupidly. Trying not to look at her breasts and failing miserably. She turns around and slams the door on me. Tom is yelling up the stairs.
"Yo man did you fall in?" he says chuckling.
"Something like that" I mutter at the closed door.

Comments

[catwalk.livejournal.com]

funny!
and absolutely core.

also... you're dj'ing at heXxt on halloween weekend!!!
wanna go!!!

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

I haven't decided on whether to DJ or not. Where'd you hear about this?

[catwalk.livejournal.com]

there's a post in dark_atlanta with your name in it ;-)