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jack_babalon"Stories, Sing-a-long songs,scripture and sharkey" ....
"Arrr... did you know that Jesus was a pirate too me mateys. Now you may think it be all the rum the ol' captain be drinkin' in the changing room but 'tis true! His ship would pull up, a fearful galleon of mad puppet pirates high on salvation and rut gut brig wine. He would hop off his galleon and walk across the water and knock on the enemey ship and say: 'Ahoy you scurvy bastards, tis I Jesus, King of Kings and the great Jehovah Beard himself! You'll be wanting to be saved in my name or i'll sink you and your crew all the way down to damnation if so be it and I have 50 rabid drunken pirate puppets at my command to do it '... arrr '"
"Arrr... did you know that Jesus was a pirate too me mateys. Now you may think it be all the rum the ol' captain be drinkin' in the changing room but 'tis true! His ship would pull up, a fearful galleon of mad puppet pirates high on salvation and rut gut brig wine. He would hop off his galleon and walk across the water and knock on the enemey ship and say: 'Ahoy you scurvy bastards, tis I Jesus, King of Kings and the great Jehovah Beard himself! You'll be wanting to be saved in my name or i'll sink you and your crew all the way down to damnation if so be it and I have 50 rabid drunken pirate puppets at my command to do it '... arrr '"
