He's Got my vote!

[jack_babalon]

"Vote for your ruler
When I first came to your planet and demanded your homes, property and very lives, I didn't know you were already doing so, willingly, with your own government. I can win no tribute from a bankrupted nation populated by feeble flag-waving plebians. In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule. This new government shall become a tool of my oppression. Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty. I only ask for your tribute, your lives, and your vote.

-- General Zod
Your Future President and Eternal Ruler"

From http://www.zod2008.com/ funniest site i've seen all day!

Comments

[arianthegrouch.livejournal.com]

We would all be wise to kneel before Zod.

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

"I am General Zod!" he bellowed, surveying the masses. "Listen to me, people of the Earth! Today I bring a new order to your planet! Your lands, your homes, your possessions, your very lives -- all of this and more you will gladly give to me! In return, I promise you lower taxes and cheap gas prices!"

[gaeasdaughter.livejournal.com]

Oh, goody, lower gas prices! I'm voting twice!!!