Buffo the substitute
Nov. 14th, 2005 02:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jack_babalonSorry Jack Babalon has been temporarily banished to the Land of Hungry Ghosts, and as such will be out sick today. Substituting for Mr.Babalon is Buffo! The worlds strongest clown(even stronger than that Siberian Bear the Commies painted up in the late 80's to intimidate Reagan*** at those Geneva summits). Please direct all comments, complaints, compliments, questions, reviews, riddles, eviction notices, fatwas, papal bulls, restraining orders, subliminal commands,death threats,love letters, arrest warrants, messages from beyond, SOSs, 411s & "booty calls" to http://www.buffo.com .
From http://www.buffo.com/
"Buffo is not an ordinary clown. This gentle giant weighs in at over 200 pounds and has biceps that are bigger than most men's thighs. He juggles bowling balls as well as hatchets, meat cleavers, fire and chain saws - as long as they're not turned on! He rips telephone books in half and balances extension ladders and children sitting in chairs on his face. He lies on a bed of nails buried under a stack of cement blocks and walks on broken glass and machetes in his bare feet. He makes animals appear and disappear and escapes from chains, ropes, handcuffs and a strait jacket. He can unicycle, stilt walk, eat fire, ride a buffalo and has a little clown car as well as two big clown trucks, one even has it's own stage. He even has a little dog that does almost as many tricks as he does!"
"Buffo vs Mouthy Little Girl who thinks she's so special because it's her birthday...bitch!"
"Hey, hey, hey boys & girls! Stay fit the Buffo Way... eat a live rabbit & bird once a day... they're packed with proteins!"
"Ha-ha-ha kids! Buffo had a small outbreak of 'roid rage and has to take a wee break for awhile..."
***For bloggers under the age of 25 Reagan(Ronald R, the gipper, Mr.Prez-uh-Dent!) was the First North American NeoCon Warchief and is celebrated as the founder of a capitalist death cult based on a form of radical Social Darwinism. Look him up in your local library...while they still exist.
From http://www.buffo.com/
"Buffo is not an ordinary clown. This gentle giant weighs in at over 200 pounds and has biceps that are bigger than most men's thighs. He juggles bowling balls as well as hatchets, meat cleavers, fire and chain saws - as long as they're not turned on! He rips telephone books in half and balances extension ladders and children sitting in chairs on his face. He lies on a bed of nails buried under a stack of cement blocks and walks on broken glass and machetes in his bare feet. He makes animals appear and disappear and escapes from chains, ropes, handcuffs and a strait jacket. He can unicycle, stilt walk, eat fire, ride a buffalo and has a little clown car as well as two big clown trucks, one even has it's own stage. He even has a little dog that does almost as many tricks as he does!"
"Buffo vs Mouthy Little Girl who thinks she's so special because it's her birthday...bitch!"
"Hey, hey, hey boys & girls! Stay fit the Buffo Way... eat a live rabbit & bird once a day... they're packed with proteins!"
"Ha-ha-ha kids! Buffo had a small outbreak of 'roid rage and has to take a wee break for awhile..."
***For bloggers under the age of 25 Reagan(Ronald R, the gipper, Mr.Prez-uh-Dent!) was the First North American NeoCon Warchief and is celebrated as the founder of a capitalist death cult based on a form of radical Social Darwinism. Look him up in your local library...while they still exist.
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on 2005-11-15 03:45 am (UTC)which kind of concerns me...
hmmm...