Baby Harold

[jack_babalon]

Awww they're so cute at that age. Especially when they can kill people with their thoughts. This little tyke has currently enslaved the small town of Bumblefucc, Id. The town is an old fashioned one, filled with simple god fearing folks, that is if God is an insane baby with telepathic abilities beyond the kin of normal men! Baby Harold is lord empereror of Bumblefucc and with his telephonomanipulator helmet (Marvel threatened to sue if I used Cerebro) can cause people to do things no sane person would ever dream of doing. Like purchasing Air Supply's greatest hits, watching an ABC sitcom or hammering your own skull open with a rusty hammer while singing 'I'm a little tea-pot'. Oh Baby Harold when will your telepathic reign of terror end?

Comments

[ozmancometh.livejournal.com]

I wonder if Baby Harold is available for rent. . .? I see a cottage industry forming. . .

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Baby Harold is indeed available for Weddings, partys, bar mitzvahs as well as providing psionic assassinations for the right price. Oh Baby Harold please don't fry my neurons for revealing your exsistence to the world!