Between boredom & desperation: You are invited!

I'm bored at work, and feeling a little under pressure. I have to get ready for this wedding (buy a suit, buy a gift, make sure I have a ride home,etc). I'm also getting ready to move, which always has that nightmare process of having to decide what part of your life is worth keeping, what part was crap to be thrown out and everything in between and meantime my Parsons Project deadline is coming up and i'm wrestling with a severe writers block! So do me a favor....

Post anonymously:

1. One secret.
2. One compliment.
3. One non-compliment.
4. One love note, but it does not have to be for me.
5. Lyrics to a song.
6. How old you are.
7. How long we've been friends.
8. And a hint to who you are.
9. After you do it for me, put it in your LJ and see who does it for you (or not)

... put on a mask and tell me terrible, dirty, funny little things