Terminus: Ponce De Leon

El Azteca 2: The Quickening!
February 4th, 2007
~Rob M.

While there is in fact no shortage of Mexican restaurants here in the 404, none offer the sheer culinary delight that comes from a naked Aztec chieftain (whose modesty remains hidden only by a carefully placed shield) standing heroically on top of the plateua of a temple. Behold the mystical powers of the Aztec chief, as he commands the very eagles themselves to swoop down from the spiraling heavens to fetch you an order of chips & salsa while you peruse your menu.

I myself, if I were to somehow be made sole proprietor of this regal eatery, would demand that my entire wait staff be naked except for capes & head dresses. I would have the building done in murals of Aztec knights battling filthy conquistadors, temples stuffed with human sacrifices to the blood gods of the sun and above all this, an armada of eagles soaring majestically over the scenery with bowls of chips and salsa clutched in their talons.

The El AZTECA motto: "Food so good... we serve it nude with the help of endangered species!!!"

Now that's cooking with confidence!!!

Terminus: Ponce De Leon

Clermont Lounge Lovin'
February 4th, 2007
~Rob M.

Check this out.

The Troll used to live up in here back in the late 90's. He was this Subgenius Rabbi who sold dimes of dirt he used to score off the brothers down in Underground. I had met him a few years ago through his older brother Martin La-Goon, the drummer for local punk legends 'The Harvey Kietels' and was so named because of his obsession with collecting all things 'Creature of the Black Lagoon' related. The Troll was an alright kid, who looked like the love child of a one night stand between Yoda and Psychic TV front man Genesis P-Orridge. The Troll was always pilled up and smoked out so talking to him was always like talking to a sleepwalker at times. Still he never slept and that came in handy.( Read more... )

Hellllllooooo Betty!

Looking for love in wrong places? Try the Secret Room for a taste of something different! Coming up $250 Betty Page contest. I'd enter myself, but to be honest I just don't have the legs for it anymore. Though if there's ever a Tor Johnson look-a-like for straight up cash money i'm so gonna be all over that fucker!!!!