I Am Legend - a review

I scored some free passes to a sneak peek of "I AM LEGEND" last night over at Atlantic Station (which isn't really a station for some reason). Seems I got people who know some people - Industry People. Players. Big time. Each with the kind of name that once I drop it you won't be able to pick it back up. The word on the street is they've heard about my blog and how the kids be digging the mad flow of Jack "THE MACK" Babalon. They fear the power of the blogosphere. Of the Internets... all of them!!! They fear my hundred and whatever friend list. They know that it was my review of American Pie 8: Stiffler Versus Jason that crumbled their mighty Porkys-lite franchise...

...okay truth be known I got a set of passes at my local video rental last week - Videodrome actually - that they were giving out to anyone who happened to grab a pair off the counter.

Happy now?

Good! Let's go on to the movie...

The Quick Pitch: It's Castaway meets Night of the Living Dead... with one of those budgets that rival the GNP of third world nations.

The Run Down:( Read more... )

Why can't they be like we were... perfect in every way....

Possibly one of the worst stocking stuffers since STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE POPPIN' FRESH DOUCHE ("I smell like fruit") or HE-MAN & THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE SKELETOR RECTAL SUPPOSITORY'S ("Hehheheheh... He-Man's in for a big surprise when he pulls on this string").

Now those new Transformers "Shower Massagers" is a totally different story - I hear the "Megatron Wowitzer" is quite the hot seller this year.