Why can't they be like we were... perfect in every way....

[jack_babalon]

Possibly one of the worst stocking stuffers since STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE POPPIN' FRESH DOUCHE ("I smell like fruit") or HE-MAN & THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE SKELETOR RECTAL SUPPOSITORY'S ("Hehheheheh... He-Man's in for a big surprise when he pulls on this string").

Now those new Transformers "Shower Massagers" is a totally different story - I hear the "Megatron Wowitzer" is quite the hot seller this year.

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[animeoni.livejournal.com]

Beautiful!